Announcing The Special SHINE Blog Contest!
Kevin Smith posted this in the comments section of a previous post, but it deserves its own specific post, lest it get lost in the shuffle.
SPECIAL SHINE BLOG CONTEST
Okay, let’s get serious. To help publicize this fantastic blog-able church website that Brian Beasley has put together for everyone, I am taking the liberty of creating a formal and official “special blog contest,” to include a valuble prize (Rick, no fooling). Everyone is eligible to play. Rules and prize information follow. But first, here are the six contest questions. GOOD LUCK:
1.) On the Christian Endeavor “Always Loved You” CD cover image, if a person were to walk past the cross and continue down through the woods for 100 yards, that person would: (a) cross highway 86 (b) see a water tower (c) need a canoe (d) discover a spooky abandoned cabin (e) find Traci Carter hiding with squad III.
2.) On the closing track of the CD “Always Loved You,” what word (noun) is used exactly four times in the lyric?
3.) On track 11, what is Tim’s last name?
4.) If the track times for even numbered songs are added together, then multiplied by the church’s street address, and finally divided the number of books in the Old Testament whose titles feature the letter “Z”, what number is produced?
5.) On this mysterious spot at Glenwood a person who comes to SHINE from Virginia in the month of October can see four of these. All four are different. [Stay tuned to this blog for additional clues in the coming days.]
6.) Return to the cover image, and imagine walking in the opposite direction until you arrive at a quaint and peaceful church graveyard. There you will find a stone edifice bearing the names of Revolutionary War soldiers. How many soldiers’ names appear on that graveyard monument? (a) twelve (b) seventeen (c) twenty-six (d) thirty-three (e) forty-one
RULES: Submit your answers to Kevin in person, or by email to ksmith@policehelp.net. A winner will be announced at SHINE on Sunday evening, October 26 (answers must be received prior to Oct. 26, of course). You must be present at SHINE to win. A drawing will be conducted in the event of a tie. PRIZE: $25 Gift Certificate to TRIPPS Restaurant.
In the meantime, I hope everyone will enjoy this great website for the Glenwood Presbyterian Church! SHINE ON!
While Kevin asks you to email the answers to him, you may also post them as comments to this blog - in fact, my answers follow below…
By the way, Kevin Smith has now been given authoring rights on the SHINE blog so that his wit isn’t buried in the comments. Kevin - instructions by email to follow.
Written by Brian Beasley.
"But seek first His Kingdom and His Righteousness and all these things will be given to you as well." Matt. 6:33
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Here are my answers:
1. (f) You would see a fox….fox? Animal. Fox. Big.
2. “whoa”
3. Jones
4. 7 3/4
5. Those things you put your covered dishes in to keep them warm.
6. Sharon Tate.
Comment by Brian Beasley | September 30, 2008
First, let me clarify that there is but a single prize to be awarded in this contest(which is to say I don’t want to end up like Goober at the filling station — Floyd was very unforgiving of Goober’s mathematical error). Second, bear in mind that this contest is a competitive event, and participants will want to keep their answers and analyses to themselves (interested youthgroup members may wish to work in groups of two, however). Which brings us to Brian Beasley, who chose to post his answers publicly on this site. Let me say that Brian is very cunning, and he likes to eat at Tripps, so he may be laying a trap for the unwary with these unlikey deductions (only #6 is correct). Friends, be on your guard. It is almost October, and strange things can happen during this season. Persons may pose as your ally, only to benefit by leading you down the garden path. Trust no one. Simply stay tuned to this blog (and elsewhere, as directed) for additional intrigue and clues regarding mystery question #5. And as a reward for reading down this far, I offer a riddle: “If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it is a duck. But what of a grave?”
Comment by Kevin | September 30, 2008
Kevin I want to win the prize and am answering these questions as best I can some I have to guess at (I have to answer all 6 questions right?) Ive got some right from my CD songs but question 5 is strange. what is it like asking for? Ive heard a rumor that an important clue will be floating around in the church this Sunday like in the morning. Is this really ture? HOw will I spot a clue that is like floating around? what does that mean?
Comment by PC | October 1, 2008
I meant is that really TRUE. Sorry for typos i have to hurry, cannot stay on this computer but just a minute at a time. please answer.
Comment by PC | October 1, 2008
Dear PC (and that other person I’ve heard from today on this, but who is afraid to post a comment):
Don’t worry too much about question #5. It is a difficult mystery, and only the most determined investigators will trouble themselves with it. If you don’t come up with an answer for #5, you may still be eligible for the prize — if you do well on the other items, that is. In the meantime, please do not join in circulating that rumor. Now that it is October, the phrase “floating around the church” might cause some people to … well, let’s just say I don’t want imaginations to get the best of anyone, especially when they should be paying attention during a church service (and keeping their eyes closed at the appropriate times). No, nothing will be floating around as far as you know.
Comment by Kevin | October 1, 2008
Kevin I know you are going to trick us with these clues. And I notice you didn’t hardly answer my question. what about that grave that was said something about. Does that have like anything to do with it. I may know what this is about (4 of them that are different)
Comment by PC | October 1, 2008
Dear PC (”phantom chaser”?):
Trust me, you don’t. No yet anyway. But I suggest that you, and any other interested parties, return to this blog late Saturday night for an important update.
Comment by Kevin | October 2, 2008
SATURDAY 11:00 PM — IMPORTANT MESSAGE – This contest is designed as a promotion of the Glenwood Presbyterian website. I hope that participation in this simple activity (question #5 in particular), and of course the chance to win a prize, will help a few more folks become comfortable with the site, and form the habit of checking posts and features from time to time. This website can be an effective communication tool, benefiting church members and others as well. So please enjoy it, and get into the habit of checking (and contributing to) our church’s website regularly. Thanks to Brian for its creation!
Now, this talk about something floating around the church Sunday morning. Nah, not so much. But maybe swinging from the end of a rope?
Comment by Kevin | October 4, 2008
Alright mystery fans. Did you see something floating around the church Sunday morning? You didn’t?? Good! But did you spot a clue swinging from the end of a rope? Better check closer next time if you missed it.
Last night at SHINE someone asked me, “What exactly are we supposed to look for?” For question #5, it is an object, with four small components. It has been at Glenwood for many decades, never changed, and never moved one inch from its original position. You must simply identify this object on your answer sheet, and turn it into me before October 26. Several clues for finding this relic are set forth in the discussion above (and don’t forget, one clue is hanging from a rope).
Here is today’s clue:
“Ten Up. Ten Down. Vice Versa. That’s close.”
Good luck!
Comment by Kevin | October 6, 2008
Today’s featured item on the Glenwood website takes us to the “Religion Blog” for a site entitled “Small Church Pastor.” Go to the SHINE blog, then look to the right side of the page. Confessions of a Small Church Pastor is the site of the Chatham Baptist Church in Chatham, VA. I encourage you to click on this blog, and do a little exploring. Try clicking on this site’s “Home” to see how this small Virginia church has faced a multitude of challenges faced by other small congregations today. You may see a little bit of Glenwood in this “sister church” about 68 miles north on U.S. 29. Enjoy!
Now, here is today’s mystery clue for question #5:
“A&T S.U. CRM @WW 2/1″
Comment by Kevin | October 7, 2008
TWO CONTEST UPDATES: (i)One contestant believes he has already solved question #5, and I have received his answer sheet (with all six answers) by email. Thanks for playing!
(ii) We are switching one of the prizes from “Tripps” to “Cracker Barrel,” simply because Tripps does not have “Uncle Hershel’s Breakfast” on its menu. [Note to budget folks -- Kevin is providing the prizes directly, no budget impact from this contest.]
Comment by Kevin | October 7, 2008
IT’S WEDNESDAY, rainy and cool. But let’s explore a different feature of our church’s website today in spite of this autumn dreariness (it might just cheer things up a bit!). Today’s web feature is “Categories.” Take a moment to explore what Brian has organized for us here. Speaking of cheering up, click on “Glenwood Choir” where you will be able to hear a recent performance of “Sing Unto The Lord” — a fantastic job! Then click on “Church Articles.” I recommend spending a few moments with “Comeback Churches” (Part 2 of “A Shift in Vision” in particular). Now, invest two minutes in the Category “What I Am Reading,” and see the “Unquenchable Worshipper.” So much good information here, and very motivational. I guess I love this website because these materials allow our members to connect with one another every day of the week, instead of just Sunday. Do you have any material that you would like to contribute under any of these several categories? If yes, just contact Brian, he’ll help you get posted. Or just leave a comment!
Now, in view of this evening’s dreary fall weather, let’s do a spooky clue: “What you are looking for, mystery solvers, is like a grave. You can feel it.”
Comment by Kevin | October 8, 2008
[...] sure you were aware that Kevin has posted several clues on our ongoing contest. You can read them by clicking here. Written by Brian Beasley. “But seek first His Kingdom and His Righteousness and all these things [...]
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HAVE YOU RECEIVED A COPY OF THE CD “ALWAYS LOVED YOU”? If not, please consider getting a CD, and possibly a couple of extra ones. Then pass a CD to a friend, neighbor or colleague! Jeana has produced a nice SHINE hand-out iinformation sheet (available in Narthex)describing our evening service. With this item, and an accompanying CD, promoting the SHINE message has never been easier!
[This six-question contest, by the way, originally appeared on the Christian Endeavor blog page, which is why the questions focus heavily on the CD. Please forgive our crass commercial promotion of "Always Loved You" via the allure of winning valuable prizes. The CD does have some good material on it, however, and we hope you will enjoy it. For more information, click on "Christian Endeavor Band" -- today's featured webpage.]
Now, here is Friday’s mystery clue: “All four are different. Together they are sixteen.”
And be sure to come to SHINE this Sunday to see Brian’s new dance moves!
Comment by Kevin | October 10, 2008
SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE at the Shine Blog Contest: Sarah and I just returned from Rocktoberfest here in King, a Christian Rock festival about five minutes from our house. Several Christian rock acts, from Pilot Mtn to Greensboro to Whiteville, played in King’s outdoor ampitheater (with volleyball, activities for kids, face painting, food — an event rather like Glenwood’s Lawnfest of 2007, multiplied by 100). This was the first such event here ever. Next year I recommend getting our youth group involved in King’s Rocktoberfest. A first class event!
Now, here is today’s mystery clue: “What you are looking for is out in the wide open spaces. And yet be prepared to push past a couple of cobwebs to see it.”
Comment by Kevin | October 11, 2008
Greetings to my friends and family at Glenwood! I am following your mystery from a distance. As a non-contestant neutral observer I will offer my two cents on a couple of these clues. (Kevin, hope you don’t mind!) Let’s begin with the original question as it appears at #5. Speaking as the veteran of a similar mystery back in 1990 (and knowing how Kevin’s mind works) I believe the reference to “October” will prove to be a red herring. Kevin uses the word “October” in the original question #5 simply because that is the current month. But the reference to “Virginia” is different. That will prove to be a directional clue. Wait and see. Either what you are looking for is “north” of something, or you will somehow need to be (or look) north in order to spot it. There you are. Oh, and don’t be surprised if a cyber-Julio is waiting to reach for you at some point (or perhaps a real one). Avoid dark places is my recommendation. More to follow…
Comment by Traci Carter | October 13, 2008
Our family is searching for clues and discussing theories over the dinner table. We have counted stairs and pews and still are baffled. We wonder if these 4 items are in one building, outside, in the Narthex? Where to begin looking has puzzled us though Google has helped tremendously. Christina has an idea about the cryptic “grave” reference that I must check out when the weather is nice. We also tried to interrogate you brother, Rob, about his most confusing announcement yesterday morning but he would not elaborate. “Keep” the clues coming!
Comment by Jeana | October 13, 2008
MONDAY OCTOBER 13 — It was great to see such an enthusiastic crowd at Shine last night. Thanks to Dr. Charles for another wonderful message! (…and three cheers for “Franklin” on the Noggin television network).
Today’s featured web item is found under “Quick Links.” It’s right on the church’s home page. I suggest you try a couple of these, and in particular, click on “How To Know God.” This is a short video. I believe this will be useful to someone – maybe someone you know? Think about it.
Now, I was besieged with questions last night about #5. One participant, who doesn’t wish to be identified (I will refer to this person as “Pat”) asked me, “How can you be certain these four items have never moved in several decades? Have you watched them continuously every second of every day?”
Good question. No, I have not watched them with that level of attentiveness (and besides, they have been in this original position since before I was born – how could I?). Pat, there is no reason to expect them to move, and yet I will tell you that I have not seen these four objects for several years now. They’ve disappeared. But I know they are there, as always. I am certain of it. It’s really just airspace, it you want to be technical about it. Close your eyes, and you can feel it. Interestingly, Rob Smith had a photograph on display (or maybe the photo is still there, I will check). A little news item, I believe it was. The photo doesn’t show them, but it was still newsworthy. Anyway, that’s all the proof I need.
For those of you working around the dinner table, stay with it. You may be on to something.
Comment by Kevin | October 13, 2008
6:00 PM UPDATE — Yes, yes, I realize we have an interloper among us (post #16 above). I am tempted to tell Traci that she is not quite as smart as she thinks. But alas, I cannot. Traci is a distinguished veteran (not quite as distinguished as Brock, Ken, and Scott Sherwood), and she knows how to analyze an obscure clue. Which is to say her observations are exactly correct, and so I find myself troubled at how she is able to do this. It’s frightening that someone can read my mind so easily. Or should I say, “two out of three ain’t bad”?
Comment by Kevin | October 13, 2008
UPDATE FROM THE “MIND-READER” (or the Mind-Reader strikes back!): I was working on a theory, but post #18’s reference to “air space” has thrown me off course. So for now, let me just say this: Kevin has a way of wording something so that it sounds preposterous, or virtually impossible, and yet by applying basic logic, his statement actually proves to be true. It’s Kevin’s misdirection that will confuse a person if they are not careful. For example, if he says you can see something in October, fine, but that doesn’t necessarily mean you can’t see it at other times of the year. If Kevin says, “Close your eyes and you can feel it,” this doesn’t mean you can’t feel it with your eyes open. So my advice is, be on the lookout for the misdirection. I remember when I was in the youth group years ago Kevin had us work on a mystery such as this one. He gave us a copy of some old Glenwood church minutes from the early days of World War II. Kevin told us that after the church meeting ended, everyone who had been in the meeting was dead. We protested that this was absolutely false and we refused to accept it. But it proved to be true (think about how the statement is worded). Kevin’s point was to teach young people how easily they can be misled, or how quickly they can jump to false conclusions (“if you can be misled by true statements, consider how vulnerable you are to false ones,” etc.). It was a youth group lesson that has stayed with me these many years. Anyway, I’m back to the drawing board on these four objects. But I pass along Kevin’s lesson for the ages. Good luck! [PS – what was found swinging from the end of a rope? I don’t have that one – if someone can give me a tip, I’ll try to return the favor.]
Comment by Traci Carter | October 14, 2008
I need help again. What is a julio and how can I not find one if I don’t want to?
Comment by PC | October 15, 2008
THURSDAY MORNING Oct 16 – Today’s website feature is “Local Blogs.” Lots of friendly Glenwood neighbors to discover here. I recommend clicking on “Daring to Hope.” From there visit Melissa, and see her statement “about me” where she describes longing to know God more (and see her musical preferences – I believe Christian Endeavor may do a song or two by Caedmon’s Call – Jeana, am I correct on that?). It is not clear to me whether Melissa actually lives in Glenwood or not, but her family seems to have a connection with Glenwood, like many of us (perhaps her and her husband attend at Grace?). Also explore “Life in the G.” This blog is run by four youngsters. Spend a moment on this site, maybe leave a comment, or a word of encouragement. It occurs to me that these blogs may be a way for some of us to connect with the neighborhood a bit more. We could use a little of that, chances are.
MYSTERY UPDATE — Friends, do not worry about Julio between now and October 26. I understand that he is attending the hermit conference in Orange County. I hope no one was made to feel anxious about that. It may be that Squad III still has nightmares about those pool doors, and who could blame them (never mind, let’s not go there).
Now, I have received a flurry of excited emails about the disappearance of the four items, but I have been busy and unable to answer anyone. I will address those questions here, for the benefit of all interested parties, by summarizing the questions along three common themes:
“KEVIN, DID SOMEONE TAKE OR STEAL THE FOUR ITEMS?” Answer: No, don’t be ridiculous.
“KEVIN, WHEN DID THEY DISAPPEAR?” Answer: That is very difficult to pinpoint. It was several years ago, most definitely. But not to worry. The four items are safe, and right where they should be at this time of year. You can see them this Sunday if you really want to.
“KEVIN, DID YOU EVER ACTUALLY SEE THESE FOUR ITEMS YOURSELF?” Answer: Oh my, yes. I remember seeing them as a young child every time I came to church (after I had grown enough to see over the top of the door, that is). I didn’t quite understand what they were, then, but I would glance to my right, and notice that they were very neatly lined up. They reminded me of a graveyard.
[Free meal at Cracker Barrel still available – don’t give up, gumshoes. Any pay careful attention. SHINE ON!]
Comment by Kevin | October 16, 2008
NOON COMMENT: Can anyone help Traci Carter (post #20) with her question about the rope? I think Traci can be a real investigative asset to someone. You can post your answer to her here, as a blog comment, I don’t mind. Maybe a group of you can all go to Cracker Barrel together.
Comment by Kevin | October 16, 2008
I believe the clue was taped to the bell rope and read Saint John Pearce. After that you are on your own. Hasbrown Casserole here I come!
Comment by Jeana | October 16, 2008
DANGER!! - I refer readers back to the wisdom of Post #2: “Trust no one.” Jeana may be leading someone down the garden path with her spelling of “Pearce”(she loves that hashbrown casserole, afterall). I believe the correct spelling was “Saint-John Perse.” Jeana, a clever trick on your part? Oh, the treachery. //// Jeana, does Christian Endeavor sing a song by Caedmon’s Call? I honestly cannot remember such things! And yet I remember those four items that disappeared. How is it possible?
Comment by Kevin | October 16, 2008
Did anyone notice how quick Kevin was to correct Jeana’s (mis)spelling? Wow, that was about four minutes flat. And then Kevin tried to quickly change the subject. Another misdirection — just like him (talk about “trust no one” – really!). Obviously “Perse” is a more important clue than might otherwise appear. Jeana, you played Kevin like a fiddle on that. Well done. I can smell those hashbrowns cooking!
Comment by Traci Carter | October 16, 2008
Our feel good hit of the summer “Hope to Carry On” or as Kevin will know it “I can see Jesus hanging on the cross” is by Caedmon’s Call.
Comment by Jeana | October 16, 2008
FRIDAY MORNING HASHBROWN UPDATE - I personally like the sugar-cured ham, but what do I know? And on a cool, windy, rainy morning such as this, Cracker Barrel will have a fire crackling in that massive stone fireplace, don’t you figure. Checkers, anyone?
PRIZE UPDATE - AS the mystery surrounding question #5 has deepened, the prize kitty has grown, so let me set the record straight: $25 Cracker Barrel gift certificate for best overall score; $25 Cracker Barrel gift certificate to the first person to correctly solve question #5 (keep your emails coming: ksmith@policehelp.net); and finally, to ANY person who turns in an answer sheet to me before Oct. 26, regardless of score, there will be a drawing for a free gift.
THIS JUST HANDED TO ME: “Kevin, can #5 be solved only by exploring around the church, or can I figure it out never leaving the comfort of my office chair?” ANSWER: #5 can be deduced sitting right at your computer. But truthfully, the Glenwood old-timers will enjoy a real advantage in that regard. Others may need to hoof it around a bit, like an old gumshoe. Use that time to straighten up around the church a bit, sweep, pick up some trash in the parking lot, or scrub a toilet. No one said being a detective is glamorous.
TODAY’S WEB FEATURE — I encourage you to re-visit the site, “Small Church Pastor.” Once there, look for an article entitled “Summer for Churches is Over.” It will take you only a minute to read this. Consider the wisdom shared in that article as it may apply to Glenwood Presbyterian Church.
TODAY’S CLUE: Beneath spooky stonework. Where a troll might be lurking.
Comment by Kevin | October 17, 2008
PS — I failed to mention that if you take a cyber trip to Chatham, Virginia this morning (”Confessions of a Small Church Pastor”) you will find a special clue there.
Comment by Kevin | October 17, 2008
SATURDAY BULLETIN — That pesky rumor is again intruding … that something is going to be floating around during the church service tomorrow morning. Don’t believe it. “Circulating” is a better word for it. If you want to see it, keep your head down.
Comment by Kevin | October 18, 2008
I found the clue in the “Confessions of a Small Church Pastor.” Are there other clues at the other Web Features.
Comment by Christina | October 20, 2008
GLENWOOD (AP) — The “Mystery of the Four Missing Items” deepened yesterday when a courageous band of youths charged a small footbridge in search of the latest clue. More details in a moment.
BUT FIRST, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR: Today’s featured web item returns us to “Categories.” See Brian’s “What I’m Reading” and spend 72 seconds with “The Unquenchable Worshipper” Chapter Five (it takes no more 72 seconds to read it). Ponder your worship experience in SHINE with this quote from the article concerning a changed perspective on worship: “Our eyes should be fixed firmly on Jesus instead of on how we are doing and what we have gained. We should prepare our hearts for the encounter with Almighty God as one would take the time to dress for a formal occasion; and finally, we should remember that there are times to reflect on who He is and bow down in worship or stand in awe of God.” A-men.
So much good material on the church’s website! I hope everyone is taking time to see what is there.
Now, back to the Charge of the Light Brigade. Following up on Christina’s reconnaissance from earlier in the afternoon, this band of brothers (Elizabeth, Megan, Dorian, and Sarah - with Christina as rear guard) ventured beneath the stoney park bridge, where rumors of a mysterious “red-painted clue” were confirmed by all present. Troops were careful not to step in the tea-colored water while peering underneath the bridge’s stone archway. Unfortunately, it was by 6:50 pm too dark to make out what the mysterious dripping letters precisely said. So, a clue is there waiting for any detective who can arrive first to uncover it — assuming there is sufficient sunlight available, or perhaps a lantern or flashlight at hand. Use caution, as loathsome creatures can lurk under mossy stone-arched bridges (I’ve read all the fairy tales on this subject). And I have it on good authority that this clue may be particularly important.
An award of merit goes to Elizabeth Beasley, who found a clue inconspicuously hidden in yesterday’s church bulletin. I will leave to Elizabeth whether she may wish to reveal that clue for the benefit of other participants by posting a disclosure on this blog. I happen to know that Sarah Smith has a clue she believes she has cleverly diciphered (found in Chatham, VA), and she may post a report of her findings on this blog later in the evening.
I also understand that Jeana has developed a theory or two, but that she is holding all leads close to the vest.
A late-breaking clue may be posted tonight after 10 pm. STAY TUNED to the Glenwood Presbyterian website for further developments.
Comment by Kevin | October 20, 2008
CHRISTINA, thanks for your question. I suggest you divide your “dinner table detectives” into individual units to explore the possible presence of additional clues on other cited articles. Homework should be secondary to the importance of the “Special Blog Contest.” Tell the teachers I said so, and if they have a problem, they can call me directly at 887-7975 (”ask for Brian”).
NOTE TO GLENWOOD OLD-TIMERS — I don’t know where you may be in your analysis of mystery question #5. But I will tell you that you enjoy a significant advantage over the “Light Brigade” from Post #32. Those troops are each too young to have ever seen the four missing items at all. You, on the other hand, should be able to solve this mystery without ever leaving the comfort of your recliners (talk about “armchair detectives”!). This is not to mention the senior citizen discount available at Cracker Barrel. As Sgt. Carter would say, “Move it! Move it! Move it!”
And continue to stay tuned to Greensboro’s most exciting church blog, found exclusively at Glenwoodpresbyterian.com.
Comment by Kevin | October 20, 2008
Whoops! - I meant to say “JEANA” thanks for your question. And did you see Pastor Warnock’s message to Glenwood at his blog? Consider sending him an “Always Loved You” CD (followed by a proper invoice).
Comment by Kevin | October 20, 2008
THIS IS SARAH SMITH CHECKING IN. I know of a clue. It is “cobwebs glisten in the morning.” Here is what I think the clue might mean. Well, it is outside. I can tell you that. Indoor cobwebs do not glisten because inside you would not find any dew. Outside, there would be dew. In case it had a little bit of a shower and the other four clues are somewhere outside. So start looking outside for the clues in case you didn’t know. from sarah
Comment by sarah smith | October 20, 2008
10:15 p.m. UPDATE — Tonight’s Late Show Clue has been postponed due to an unexpected development. I received news of this situation only this evening and am still trying to figure out what exactly is going on. I have asked Rick Smith to post a bulletin on the blog after he has a chance to inquire further into this developing story. I suggest that readers return to this blog Tuesday morning.
Comment by Kevin | October 20, 2008
I am beginning to receive emails about the CD (”Always Loved You”) cover image. I’m sworn to secrecy, so don’t ask who. Yes, it is a computer enhancement of a photo I made many years ago. Other than that, I have not added anything or doctored the photo in any manner.
To those who believe they can see something or someone down in the woods (Ernest T. Bass hiding behind a tree?) or whatever, I must ask, where in the heck are you looking? I can’t see anything out of the ordinary, and I even looked for Waldo and Dora the Explorer!
Folks, if you actually see something, it is nothing that I have noticed, or added. Kevin, did you change anything in this image after I sent it to you for print production?
Comment by Rick Smith | October 21, 2008
1:30 P.M. UPDATE — Rick Smith’s startling revelation at post #37 is being carefully analyzed today. We may expect an update from Rick on his findings later in this news cycle. First, a word from our sponsor:
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CLUE ALERT: Special tip for “older” armchair detectives (including the Wednesday morning group meeting in the basement of the sanctuary — you know who you are): I indicated at an earlier post that you have an analytical advantage over younger (or newer) Glenwood clue-seekers. Namely, that you can solve question #5 by resort to visual memory alone, never leaving the comfort of your chairs. Now, here is a special “jog your memory” clue, revealed in today’s post just for you:
“What is the greatest achievement in the career of a French poet?”
As an additional prompt, select one of the following old-fashioned dances that might be useful to you in vetting this clue: (a) Waltz (b) Minuet (c) Jitterbug (d) Google
STAY TUNED: We will interrupt this broadcast and go live to the Rick Smith press conference as soon as we JIP the satellite feed…
Comment by Kevin Smith | October 21, 2008
[...] Alright - let’s summarize all of our clues so far (they continue to come in at an alarming rate) so that we can get this thing solved and stimulate the economy by eating at Cracker Barrell. Remember that the clues below are just to question #5 - you must answer all of the questions and turn them in to Kevin before SHINE on Sunday, October 26th. See the full list of questions here. [...]
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NEVER TRUST THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA — Post 32’s Associated Press headline referring to “Four Missing Items” is misleading and inaccurate. The four items are not missing. They have merely disappeared. This is a distinction with a difference.
[The reporter was Luther Heggs from the Rachel Courier Express -- his speciality is dead whale stories, so please excuse the journalistic slip.]
Comment by Kevin | October 21, 2008
[THE RICK SMITH PRESS CONFERENCE, AS SEEN ON FOX NEWS]
Alrighty then. After careful study, here are my observations. There seem to be two theories circulating. Both involve a mysterious “phantom” supposedly visible in the “Always Loved You” cover image. Sorry, but I still don’t see it. One version of this theory is that by holding the CD slightly sideways, you can see it. Another version is that not every cover image is exactly the same. (I wouldn’t know, as I’m too cheap to buy more than one CD).
Yet another theory claims the existence of an alternative version of the CD cover art that more clearly shows a ghostly image. “Idget the Midget,” perhaps?
I’m trying to locate the original photo for evaluation and comparison. Shouldn’t take more than, oh, a few days. Let’s see, I have thousands of photos. You do the math.
Kevin has promised he will release a statement after he has had a chance to investigate. (I wonder if he has his fingers crossed?).
Does anyone know if Cracker Barrel still has the Andy Griffith Show DVDs? Count me in. I’m entering this contest early in the 4th quarter. Coming off the bench, if you will.
Will you?
Comment by Rick Smith | October 22, 2008
TODAY’S FEATURED WEB ITEM — Readers will kindly return to “Categories.” There, click on “Church Articles.” Now, scroll down about half-way, and you will see a window entitled “Articles Articles Articles.” Open the link that is entitled “Ten Ways to Stop Me From Discovering Your Church.” This is a two-minute read. I recommend it. And on category #7, allow me to give special recognition and commendation last Sunday to Wanda Kersey, who was entirely warm and gracious in recognizing two visitors at the morning service: speaking to them, reaching out with handshakes, welcoming them to the morning service, and inviting them to SHINE (describing the differences in the two progams, etc.). Several others in our congregation were quick to “make welcome” a new visitor who attended SHINE last week. Outstanding! And just a quick word of thanks to those who participated in last Sunday’s CROP WALK, and that includes organizers and sponsors as well as walkers. I feel God is truly moving in our church right now.
Comment by Kevin Smith | October 22, 2008
Good morning friends and family at Glenwood. I notice time is running out on this contest, so I have a couple of thoughts to offer, for what they may be worth. First let me refer readers back to comment 2 — “Trust no one.” You may choose to consider me the “false ally” you were warned about on Sept. 30. On the other hand, I may be a gifted “interpreter of riddles” (as in Daniel 5:12), having much experience with Kevin’s twisted logic. Take your chances, either way. In fact, having invested time in this, I now consider myself officially in this game and the “Seeker of Free Cracker Barrel” before Rick can beat me to it. So if you see me pushing a stroller around Glenwood this weekend, you will know I am in pursuit of a particular lead that I have developed. Player or not, here is an observation I have made — if this helps someone, fine.
I don’t know whether the math is significant or not. But I now notice there have been exactly two references to a grave. Exactly two references to cobwebs. Two references to “being able to feel it.” And now, two references to the French poet (if you have only seen a single reference to the French poet so far, let me just mention that another one is “circulating”). So, “2 + 2 + 2 + 2.” I know the contest involves identifying four items, so whether that pattern has any significance or not, I have no idea. If anyone does, consider sending me an email (cartert@ccl.org) and I’ll re-pay the favor if I can. $25 buys two meals at C.B. (!)
But here is something I do believe has significance. One of the strangest clues seen so far (other than “airspace” one can feel with eyes closed) is Kevin’s mention of being able to see something over the top of a door as a child. Two possibilities occur to me. One, the “half-door” of the nursery. Problem is, the nursery back in the 1960s (I think) was upstairs in the fellowship hall, not in the basement of the sanctuary as now. Another possibility is the “swinging door” entrance to the sanctuary with the two glass windows in the narthex. Is this the vantage point Kevin is remembering (and glancing to his right)? Finally, I can think of one other explanation for “door.” It is related to Sarah Smith’s diciphering of “glistening cobwebs” (good work Sarah!). But I’m still working on this one.
Kevin, you’ve been conspicuously silent on the supposed phantom in the cover image. What’s the matter — phantom got your tongue?
Comment by Traci Carter | October 24, 2008
FEATURED WEB ITEM: If you have not spent a few minutes with the Mayberry Driven Church (”Religion Blogs”) you are missing out on some good material (listen to some of the podcasts). Enough said. And forget about this silly contest. It’s all nonsense, I tell you.
Nevertheless, Traci Carter has asked about a phantom getting my tongue. Very clever. All I can say is, “Mmphh! Hmmmphtp! Mphfftmmmph!!”
Actually, let’s go ahead and deal with this phantom rumor once and for all. I’ve looked and looked at this cover image (sideways, upside down, magnifying glass, you name it). There are two main schools of thought. I am aware that some of you believe you can see a man dressed in a dark green jumpsuit, headless, with arms extended to the side. The other school sees a white, ghostly image peering out from behind a tree (as though he is smelling hashbrown casserole wafting from the mess hall). And finally, there is a small contingent who believes they can see Henry Smith down at lake’s edge, hiding in a mulberry bush with a wig head.
I agree with Rick. I don’t see any of this, necessarily (just like I don’t believe in ghosts — necessarily). But what I do see is a conspiracy. I am not privy to who is feeding these emails to Rick (he’s not saying), but it is a very clever idea to create this distraction right in the eleventh hour of this contest. With persons closing in on various leads, victory within reach, these conspirators throw up a phantom smoke screen, and while everyone is studying their CD covers, they swoop in, solve the mystery, then laugh all the way to Cracker Barrel. Let me say that any graduate of the Scooby Doo cartoon series knows not to fall for this old trick.
But if you insist, choose the phantom that you like best, one that suits your personality. There are enough phantoms to go around, it seems.
I do wish to come to the defense of Brandon and Missy Betts, however. They are NOT behind this scheme. I know Brandon and Missy very well. They are decent, truthful, honest, respectable persons who enjoy fine reputations for integrity and upstanding character in their community, and always have good chewing gum if you ask for some. They would not stoop to such nefarious business as this.
(…pst … it was Garland and Clara).
Comment by Kevin | October 24, 2008
ABBEY ROAD — Okay, to those of you are are tempted to use a special computer program to hear your CD songs backwards in search of Paul McCartney-esque clues, I plead with you not to put yourselves to this trouble for the reason that the band fears our songs may actually sound better in reverse. It would hurt our feelings if we were told this is the case.
I am also denying the rumor that the word “SILENCE” repeated four times in the closing track is somehow a clue. But if you are interested in the great “Paul is Dead” debate from the 1960s, Google “Paul is Dead” at Wikipedia, and you can read an interesting article about this greatest of all hoaxes (an effort by the Beatles to sell more records, no doubt, a publicity stunt our band would never stoop to as far as you know).
But I will tell you this. A major clue will be released late this afternoon. Kevin is coming clean. I feel it is my duty.
Comment by Kevin | October 24, 2008
From post 43, I now have my third door theory, and I think it a pretty good one. I am willing to share my theory with the first person who will trade me for the clue found under the stoney bridge (red letters spelling out something — I hope it was not Helter Skelter). Trying to roll Matthew’s stroller down that embankment and into the creek, all to peer under the bridge, seems like something I don’t want to try just now (it’s supposed to start raining at any time). Email me at the above address. First come first served. I will also trade for the clue(s) circulating in this week’s bulletin (or any past bulletins I may have missed). Yes, being home on maternity leave is great fun!
Comment by Traci Carter | October 24, 2008
“Iiii…burieeeeed…Pauulll…”
“Poor Paul, we did it because we loved him.”
“He blew his mind out in a car. He didn’t notice that the light had changed. A crowd of people stood and stared, they’d seen his face before. Nobody was really sure if he was from the house of Lords.”
None of this has anything to do with the contest, but Kevin mentioned the “Paul is dead” hoax in passing and I just had to type some of the cryptic clue lyrics.
Who can name the respective Beatles tunes they are taken from? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Anyone?
Comment by Rick | October 24, 2008
Rick, I’m no Beatle expert, and don’t know the first one, but I believe the second line is from “A Day in the Life.” I strongly recommend the Wikipedia article referenced above (#45). Many people continue to be fascinated by this crazy hoax, now decades old. I had a law professor at Wake Forest who used to talk about it … he was a college student himself in 1969, and so captivated were students at his campus that they were climbing up some nearby mountain with transistor radios to try to catch the latest news updates from faraway radio stations in the middle of the night (or so he used to tell us). I don’t recall what legal point this had anything to do with.
Comment by Kevin | October 24, 2008
THIS EVENING’S web feature takes us back to “Categories.” Please click on “Glenwood Neighborhood,” then you will see a three-part series entitled “A Shift In Vision” (from a book entitled “Come Back Churches”). I will tell readers that there is no clue embedded anywhere in that link, so don’t go looking for one. I just want to recommend that persons take a look at these materials that Brian placed here for our reference. You may just see a little bit of Glenwood in this!
Now, I promised a clue this evening, and here goes. As a reminder, the answer to question #5 involves identifying an object with four components. But I must now come clean, as I have failed to give you the big picture. There are not just four components here, but more like FIFTY-SEVEN of them. All neatly aligned, side by side. Just airspace, really, but you can feel them. They’ve disappeared.
But mystery-solvers, listen to me: it is only the LAST FOUR of the fifty-seven that I am interested in. Each one is different. Together they are sixteen.
Tomorrow there will be a final clue. But commentary, analysis, teamwork, and sharing is always welcome on this blog. The power of small groups.
Comment by Kevin | October 24, 2008
FINAL CLUE POST — Intrepid mystery-solvers, Halloween is fast approaching, which means our spooky contest is almost over. We have one final clue. But first, this time-out:
WEB FEATURE — The focus of our Sunday morning worship program at the Glenwood Presbyterian Church is of course our Pastor’s weekly message. These sermons are archived on our website, and so with the push of a button, a sermon can be enjoyed (or meditated upon) more than once. Or, if you are like me, and you cannot be present at Glenwood each Sunday morning, then each sermon is still just a keystroke away. It’s the next best thing to being there! Try a podcast today! One of my favorites lately involves Chicago cubs baseball, liberal-versus-conservative politics, a one-winged bird, and Paul’s letter to the Christians at Phillipi (all in about 20 minutes!). Tune in, and invite a friend to do so also! GlenwoodPresbyterian.com!
Now, to our final clue. Let’s go back to where we began together on September 30, our initial riddle involving, yes, a winged bird. From that reference point, set your bearing to 35 east. A fence is a bridge too far.
Please submit your answers to me by email at ksmith@policehelp.net. I must have answer sheets by 2 pm Sunday (tomorrow). Prizes will be announced tomorrow evening.
Thanks! And continue to visit and enjoy our church website! –Kevin
Comment by Kevin | October 25, 2008
SUNDAY MORNING POST SCRIPT — AS of 8:00 a.m., no correct answer to #5 has yet been received.
But notice this: Of all the brain power that has gone into solving mystery question #5 over several weeks, it was little Dorian who was within only a few feet of discovering the key historical relic Sunday evening, October 19th. Paige and Sarah were with him, this elementary trio chasing down clue leads together in the gathering autumn dusk. Together they had discovered the “little tomatoes,” and taking me by the hand, they led me to their location. Dorian in particular seemed to think them significant, and he insisted on pointing them out. Dorian was very close to the truth. But by then it was time for SHINE to begin…
Comment by Kevin | October 26, 2008
Grrrrr…I’d have won if it hadn’t been for those pesky kids!
Comment by Rick | October 26, 2008
CONGRATULATIONS to all participants. Don’t be discouraged that no one came up with the final answer to Mystery Question #5. The truth is still there, waiting to be discovered. The answer will not be divulged before Thanksgiving (if ever), giving diehards like Christina Beasley a few more weeks to get to the bottom of this once and for all. I assure you that the answer is very logical, actually quite simple, and firmly grounded in the clues made available to all. In the meantime, please be careful on Jeana’s “disappearing stairs,” as they can be quite tricky even to the sure-of-foot. And finally, I wish to officially recognize Elizabeth as an original member of the “Tomato Plant Four” (with Dorian, Paige, and Sarah). It was Dorian, however, who insisted on showing me the little “tomato plants,” and this was the basis for his special recognition Sunday evening during Shine (in absentia).
SHINE ON.
[All prizes were donated by Smith Rodgers & Strickland, PLLC, and the Kevin & Jennifer Left-Over Emergency Christmas Gift Foundation -- Henry, skip the appetizer.]
Comment by Kevin | October 27, 2008